Hello, I hope that you have a great lunar new year.
Recently, people is getting more smarter so whenever you go out to buy stuff, here is some words and sentences you will always here the salesman bragging about. Here is my top 10 list about their brags.
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Coming in at Number 10:
‘ My product is cheaper than the other stores you see down there ‘
- Points to nowhere -
9) I already give you best price, if you want better price, go create your own product
- Looks Away -
8 ) This cost $200 but I will give you a better price, $150! Good Anot?
Some places decided to go with the ‘bundle’ or ‘value’ approach.
7) This plate of sushi cost $2 and the drink cost $1.50 but if you buy with another cup of drink, I charge you $3 la.
- grins -
Some salesman go for the singlish / not so friendly approach.
6) Oi ! Hello ! This is branded goods okay? Not some goods that you can find an Long-gang Street. Thats why charge higher lor
5) Recession what ! You thought still so cheap ah ! Go back to 1980 la !
4) Time is not by my side, you want, you buy, if not bye bye!
3) Closing down sale! Buy more! I give you best price!
2) Aiyo, Ah Boss ah, cannot lower liao, lower price, I got to close shop liao!
and, to the number 1 spot, that famous salesman use..
1) You Serious Buyer not? If not, please take your leave and I don’t want to entertain customers like this.
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I hope you enjoy your holidays with a grin.
Jeremy
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Jeremy Goh
Jeremy is a friendly geek with a passion for Social Media and all things Technology/Design. When he is not obsessed with anything tech related, you can catch him emceeing, speaking in public or at Toastmasters, playing a quick game and coming out with some killer ideas! And yes, I offer Social Media Consultancy and Branding services. (more..)
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